Jackie Quote #253
Quote from Jackie in Eric's Corvette Caper
Donna: Well, we spent three hours in Casey's room and all we found out is that he collects mud flaps.
Jackie: Yeah, but all that snooping gave me such a rush. Hey, let's go to the mall and shoplift some lip gloss.
Donna: No thanks, little felon. I feel guilty enough. Besides, I have to finish my chemistry homework. [gasps] Oh, no! I left my chemistry book on Casey's desk, and he comes back tomorrow.
Jackie: So we'll just go back and get it.
Donna: Jackie, I already went over there all, "Where's Casey?" Now if I go back all, "Where's my book"...
Jackie: But you are all, "Where's my book?
Donna: But Kelso won't believe that, and then he'll think I'm a goob and then he'll tell Casey that I'm a goob!
Jackie: Okay. Okay, look. We'll wait till later tonight, then sneak back in and get it. Besides, Casey's got this really great clock radio I really want.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Corvette Caper’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Kitty, don't tell Eric that we're coming home. If he's doing something wrong, and we both know he is, it's important that I catch him.
Kitty: Why?
Red: Because it gives me pleasure.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I'm Red, dumbass. Where are my muffins, dumbass?
Hyde: [answers phone] Forman residence. Dr. Hook speaking.
Fez: Who is it, dumbass?
Kitty: Steven, honey, it's Mrs. Forman.
Hyde: Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman.
Fez: [gasps] Mrs. Forman? [takes off hat, hides beers]
Quote from Red
Red: Here's the keys to the Corvette. But the only reason I'm giving them to you is so you can move it in case there's a fire.
Eric: And because you trust me.
Red: [chuckles] Right! Now, you know that I'll know if the Corvette's been moved. I've noted its exact position in the garage, the angle of the wheels, and I just might have set a few booby traps.
Eric: I am so lucky to have a daddy who cares enough to set booby traps. Fine. Okay, I get it. The only way I get to drive the Corvette is if there's a fire.
Red: But to the end of the driveway. No further. A fire is no excuse for a joyride.