Jackie Quote #251
Quote from Jackie in Eric's Corvette Caper
Donna: Casey's out of town? He never tells me anything. It's like the only thing I know about him is that he's Kelso's brother.
Jackie: Well, you know he subscribes to Van Aficionado.
Donna: Stop snooping, Jackie.
Jackie: But, Donna, you know, say this pile of stuff was to get accidentally knocked over. [gasps] Oh, no! And while picking it up, you just happen to look through it.
Donna: Jackie, I'm not gonna snoop.
Jackie: Oh, look. He took a quiz. "Your Ideal Chick: Van Fan or Biker Liker?" But you know what? You wouldn't care what kind of girl he likes. I mean, you're only dating him.
Donna: [knocks over stuff] Oh, no!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Corvette Caper’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Kitty, don't tell Eric that we're coming home. If he's doing something wrong, and we both know he is, it's important that I catch him.
Kitty: Why?
Red: Because it gives me pleasure.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I'm Red, dumbass. Where are my muffins, dumbass?
Hyde: [answers phone] Forman residence. Dr. Hook speaking.
Fez: Who is it, dumbass?
Kitty: Steven, honey, it's Mrs. Forman.
Hyde: Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman.
Fez: [gasps] Mrs. Forman? [takes off hat, hides beers]
Quote from Red
Red: Here's the keys to the Corvette. But the only reason I'm giving them to you is so you can move it in case there's a fire.
Eric: And because you trust me.
Red: [chuckles] Right! Now, you know that I'll know if the Corvette's been moved. I've noted its exact position in the garage, the angle of the wheels, and I just might have set a few booby traps.
Eric: I am so lucky to have a daddy who cares enough to set booby traps. Fine. Okay, I get it. The only way I get to drive the Corvette is if there's a fire.
Red: But to the end of the driveway. No further. A fire is no excuse for a joyride.