Hyde Quote #306
Quote from Hyde in Eric's Corvette Caper
Fez: So you smooched the Cannon. How was her tongue? Was it nimble?
Eric: Like a belly dancer. And at one point I was touching a spot not four inches from boob.
Hyde: Not bad, Forman. Not only did you get within shouting distance of second base, you successfully snaked Red's Corvette.
Eric: Yeah, well, I gotta wash it, wax it and put on a hubcap, but that should only take about an hour. I'm gonna do it in the morning.
Hyde: Perfect. Sleep tight.
Eric: All right.
Hyde: Oh, by the way, um, your parents called a couple hours ago. They'll be home in 40 minutes.
Eric: What?!
Hyde: Relax, man. We're just messing with you. They'll be home in 20 minutes.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Corvette Caper’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Kitty, don't tell Eric that we're coming home. If he's doing something wrong, and we both know he is, it's important that I catch him.
Kitty: Why?
Red: Because it gives me pleasure.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I'm Red, dumbass. Where are my muffins, dumbass?
Hyde: [answers phone] Forman residence. Dr. Hook speaking.
Fez: Who is it, dumbass?
Kitty: Steven, honey, it's Mrs. Forman.
Hyde: Oh, hey, Mrs. Forman.
Fez: [gasps] Mrs. Forman? [takes off hat, hides beers]
Quote from Red
Red: Here's the keys to the Corvette. But the only reason I'm giving them to you is so you can move it in case there's a fire.
Eric: And because you trust me.
Red: [chuckles] Right! Now, you know that I'll know if the Corvette's been moved. I've noted its exact position in the garage, the angle of the wheels, and I just might have set a few booby traps.
Eric: I am so lucky to have a daddy who cares enough to set booby traps. Fine. Okay, I get it. The only way I get to drive the Corvette is if there's a fire.
Red: But to the end of the driveway. No further. A fire is no excuse for a joyride.