Eric Quote #487
Quote from Eric in Class Picture
Jackie: You guys, look at Eric's last-year's picture.
Hyde: The famous makeup-covered zit.
Eric: Look, I just wanted one year of clear skin to remember. And if that means breaking out the old powder puff so be it.
Donna: You've never really had a zit-free picture.
Jackie: Remember the one on his nose?
Fez: Oh, and the one on his lip?
Donna: And the one on the one on his lip?
Hyde: And the one we thought was a second little alien Eric growing out of his cheek?
Kelso: [deep voice] I mean no harm to your planet. I will attack if you attempt to pop me.
Hyde: Ah, zits.
[montage of Eric's yearbook photos, including a growing list of nicknames: "Foreplay, Foreskin, Zitty Stardust, Pimply Longstocking, Little Orphan Acne"]
Eric: Hey, those days are over, okay? I'm zit-free this year, and you want to know why? I have become a man. [all laugh] No, I'm serious. I am man. I am zitless. Hear me roar. That should be our yearbook quote.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Class Picture’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
[flashback to 1976:]
Fez: [o.s.] Help. Americans, please help me.
Eric: What was that?
Kelso: It's coming from in here.
[When Kelso opens a supply closet door, Fez is hanging from the coat hook on the back of the door while holding a ball]
Fez: Oh, hello.
Hyde: Who the hell are you?
Fez: I am the new foreign exchange student. The football team asked me if I wanted to "hang out." I shouldn't have said yes. I can't feel my legs. [Kelso takes the ball]
Eric: What are you gonna do?
Kelso: I'm gonna chuck it at him.
Hyde: No, man. Leave him alone. [frees Fez from the hook] Look, man, if those jocks try to do this to you again, just come find me.
Fez: Thanks. You are my best friend. Let's hold hands.
Hyde: Uh, no. Let's go. [Fez follows Hyde] I'm Hyde.
Eric: I'm Eric.
Fez: Oh, you're the one that loves Donna.
Eric: I do not!
Fez: Well, my name is- [school bell rings]
Hyde: Okay, I'm not gonna remember that.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: God, I can actually see this thing growing. It's like... Jiffy Pop.
Kelso: My friend once, he had this really big zit. And he tried to pop it and all the pus went into his brain, and it killed him.
Donna: Really, Kelso? What friend?
Kelso: You didn't know him.
Donna: That's 'cause he doesn't exist.
Kelso: 'Cause he's dead now!
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: People, we are losing focus here. Well, what is our quote gonna be? And let's remember, our goal is to have it be about me.