[flashback to 1976:]
Fez: [o.s.] Help. Americans, please help me.
Eric: What was that?
Kelso: It's coming from in here.
[When Kelso opens a supply closet door, Fez is hanging from the coat hook on the back of the door while holding a ball]
Fez: Oh, hello.
Hyde: Who the hell are you?
Fez: I am the new foreign exchange student. The football team asked me if I wanted to "hang out." I shouldn't have said yes. I can't feel my legs. [Kelso takes the ball]
Eric: What are you gonna do?
Kelso: I'm gonna chuck it at him.
Hyde: No, man. Leave him alone. [frees Fez from the hook] Look, man, if those jocks try to do this to you again, just come find me.
Fez: Thanks. You are my best friend. Let's hold hands.
Hyde: Uh, no. Let's go. [Fez follows Hyde] I'm Hyde.
Eric: I'm Eric.
Fez: Oh, you're the one that loves Donna.
Eric: I do not!
Fez: Well, my name is- [school bell rings]
Hyde: Okay, I'm not gonna remember that.

Eric: God, I can actually see this thing growing. It's like... Jiffy Pop.
Kelso: My friend once, he had this really big zit. And he tried to pop it and all the pus went into his brain, and it killed him.
Donna: Really, Kelso? What friend?
Kelso: You didn't know him.
Donna: That's 'cause he doesn't exist.
Kelso: 'Cause he's dead now!

Jackie: People, we are losing focus here. Well, what is our quote gonna be? And let's remember, our goal is to have it be about me.