Red Quote #363
Quote from Red in The Third Wheel
Red: Hey, Dave, the Celtics are in town tomorrow. You up for it?
Pastor Dave: I'm in!
Kitty: Oh. Pastor Dave, tomorrow's Sunday. You have church on Sunday.
Pastor Dave: Right, church. Church, right.
Red: Well, just get someone to sub for you. Every Sunday I see six other guys up there in robes who only shake themselves awake when the wine comes out. Any one of them could do your job.
Pastor Dave: Well, if God didn't want me to go to basketball he wouldn't have made foam fingers so much fun. Check it out. The hand of God is pointing at you. [chuckles] Okay, see you at church.
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‘The Third Wheel’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?