Red Quote #365
Quote from Red in The Third Wheel
Red: Dave, what's with you? You don't just up and leave the church because I invited you to a basketball game on Sunday.
Pastor Dave: Red, you said it yourself. There are six guys who would take my place. No one would notice.
Red: Sit down, Dave. Let me tell you a little story about three bags of dog crap. One on my front porch, one in my mailbox and one in the backseat of my car. All from people who are so upset about losing you that they are willing to find, handle and bag dog crap.
Pastor Dave: Really? My congregation has turned to vandalism and petty harassment on account of me? I am truly blessed.
Red: Then you're staying?
Pastor Dave: Yeah.
Red: Good. Now, come on. Let's celebrate by returning those bags to their rightful owner.
Pastor Dave: Like it says in the Bible, "As you sow, so shall you reap." Jesus was talking about love, but it works for doggy doo, I think.
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Quote from Fez
Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?