Red Quote #348
Quote from Red in Donna's Story
Bob: Red, Kitty, I'd like you to meet a very special lady, Joanne.
Kitty: Well, Joanne, it is so nice to meet you. Right, Red?
Red: We can't stay long.
Joanne: Ah, Red. Bob warned me you can be a pain in the ass. [Kitty laughs] [Bob chuckles] Well, I'll tell you what. We'll just have dinner and if it turns out you don't like me, we'll never invite you over again.
Red: Really? I like you already. Well, let's get this barbecue started. Bob, grab that meat.
Joanne: Oh, I got it, Red. Why don't you fellas make a salad?
Red: [laughs] Salad. Oh, you're serious. No, see, Bob and I do the grilling.
Joanne: Not this time. Kitty, you wanna give me a hand?
Kitty: Well, I'd love to.
Red: Oh, I don't think- But, Kitty, you might... set your lovely hair on fire.
Kitty: Well, it can't be that hard. You do it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Donna's Story’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Um, guys, I don't understand. What does "consummate" mean?
Hyde: It means to have sex.
Fez: Really? Now I have two words for that.
Donna: Eric, you just wrote this to hurt me.
Eric: What? I did not! And, hey, so did you.
Donna: Look, when I wrote my story, I just sat down, and that's what came out. I didn't, like, plan it or anything. And besides- No, you know what? I don't have to explain myself to you. [exits]
Fez: Okay, I'd like someone to explain it to me.
Hyde: Uh, well, that's easy, Fez. See, Donna, as an artist wrote her story to get some perspective on her life. Forman, as a vindictive ass, wrote his story to be a vindictive ass.
Fez: Oh, Eric, I think you just consummated yourself. [laughs] See what I did there? Looks easy, but it's not.
Quote from Fez
Kelso: Listen, listen. So, I bought a half stake in this machine, all right? So that means for every quarter I put into it, I get half back. That's a 50% profit!
Fez: Uh, actually, Kelso, I think that's a 50% loss.
Kelso: Fez, I know it's hard for a foreigner to understand our complicated capitalist system. But we're dealing with quarters here, not frogs or chickens.
Fez: Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response because I can't think of one. But when I do, a good day to you.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said kiss my ass.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Come on, Red. Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend.
Red: Now, think about it, Kitty. She likes Bob. I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. We're gonna get over there, Bob's gonna be sitting in a rocker with a lady's wig on. "You look lovely tonight, Bob." "So do you, Bob."
Kitty: You've been working on that all day, haven't you?
Red: Yeah.