Eric Quote #397
Quote from Eric in Pinciotti vs. Forman
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[Kelso is silent as Eric talks]
Eric: And then she just comes down in the basement like it's no big deal. After what happened? And she's just gonna act like everything's cool and everything's fine?
[As the camera pans to Fez, he is playing with his lip as Eric continues]
Eric: ...You don't love me, you don't get my couch or my friends. I'm a package deal, baby.
[As the camera pans to Hyde, he remains silent as Eric continues]
Eric: So, I just told her, "Fire up those walking sticks, Big Red, because this ain't happening. I'm not having it."
Hyde: [sighs] Hey, Forman, we were all there, and that ain't how it happened. You wanna talk about it some more?
[As the camera pans to Kelso, he turns to look at Eric]
Eric: Mmm, no.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Pinciotti vs. Forman’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.