Kelso Quote #294
Quote from Kelso in Pinciotti vs. Forman
Eric: So, you have no idea where everyone is?
Fez: Everyone who?
Kelso: [enters] Hey, you got any Popsicles? Donna's all out.
Eric: Oh, so that's how it is? Everyone's over at Donna's?
Kelso: Eric, man, I'm sorry. And I know that we've been friends for, like, a really long time but, uh, we were watching Barbarella on cable. Man, and I not only saw boobs, but I saw boobs in space! Yeah, space boobs, Eric! There's no gravity!
Eric: She got cable? That sneaky little wench.
Kelso: No, no. And corn dogs. [exits]
Fez: Oh, dogs wrapped in corn. Oh, sweet meat on a stick.
Eric: Just go.
Fez: Thank you.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Pinciotti vs. Forman’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.