Eric: You know, Angel, thanks. But I've got to go to sleep, 'cause I have a big day of misery ahead of me.
Angel: Okay, you win. It was better never to have loved at all.
Eric: Thank you.
Angel: And, hey, I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. I'm gonna take it all away. You won't feel a thing, good or bad.
Eric: Really? Yes. Yes, do it.
Angel: Okay. Well, let me just remind you what you're giving up. Hang on.
[montage of Eric and Donna]
Eric: Wait. No. I want to keep it. Please, just let me keep it.
[The angel has disappeared]

[circle:]
Eric: This is really- [coughing] I've really missed- [coughing]
Kelso: We have breaking news. I'm toasted. Man, they pay me gobs of money to talk like that.
Hyde: Fez, do something with your hair, man. It's making me paranoid.
Fez: Guys, I have discovered a band that will change music forever. [electronic keyboard] [sings Flock of Seagulls "I Ran" off-key]
Eric: I love to cook, you know? I'm really good with sauces.
Kelso: Guys, sometimes when I do the news I don't wear any pants!
Angel: [inhales deeply] Whoo! You know, there are some things about Earth I really miss! [laughs]

Angel: Well, Eric, it's three months later. Donna's with Hyde, Kelso's with Jackie, and you became... Just watch.
Eric: Does anyone want to watch Flipper? Anyone?
Red: Eric, I thought I told you to tar the driveway.
Eric: Yeah, but I'm hanging out with my friends.
Red: Oh, I'm so sorry! Now get your ass up there and get to work! You people, out of the basement.
Eric: Oh, geez. I'm sorry, Dad. Don't be mad. This is made-up angel crap. I wouldn't cave to Red like that.
Angel: Ah, you've already forgotten what a wuss you were. See, it was Donna who gave you the confidence to stand up to Red. Oh, I'm gonna show you a lot of neat stuff like this.
Eric: Well, I guess I have no choice.
[After the angel walks out of the basement, Eric closes the door. As soon as he turns around, the Angel is back by his side]
Angel: Like everyone doesn't try that.