Eric Quote #383
Quote from Eric in It's a Wonderful Life
Rhonda: Hey, everybody! I just made Forman a man. [chuckles] Well, as much of a man as he'll ever be.
Eric: Kelso and Pam Macy? But Kelso and Jackie got back together on prom night.
Angel: Never happened.
Kelso: I wrote you a love poem, Pam. It goes like this: I love your rack. I'd love to shack... up with you and do it too.
Pam Macy: Oh, Michael. That is so deep.
Kelso: Yeah, I kicked that poem's ass!
Angel: It's all a domino effect, Eric. You see, Hyde wasn't there to take Jackie to prom, so she couldn't make up with Kelso. See?
Eric: Oh, my God. That's so sad. It's like my relationship with Donna touched everyone's life. And I was just gonna throw that a- [blows raspberry]
Angel: Okay, you're unpleasant.
Eric: Just give it up. I don't care. None of this is really that bad anyway.
Angel: Well, it gets a lot worse. Come on. We're going into the future. That's right: the '80s. ["The Safety Dance" by Men without Hats plays]
Eric: Hey, what the hell was that?
Angel: Oh, you'll find out.
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‘It's a Wonderful Life’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: You know, Angel, thanks. But I've got to go to sleep, 'cause I have a big day of misery ahead of me.
Angel: Okay, you win. It was better never to have loved at all.
Eric: Thank you.
Angel: And, hey, I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. I'm gonna take it all away. You won't feel a thing, good or bad.
Eric: Really? Yes. Yes, do it.
Angel: Okay. Well, let me just remind you what you're giving up. Hang on.
[montage of Eric and Donna]
Eric: Wait. No. I want to keep it. Please, just let me keep it.
[The angel has disappeared]
Quote from Eric
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Eric: This is really- [coughing] I've really missed- [coughing]
Kelso: We have breaking news. I'm toasted. Man, they pay me gobs of money to talk like that.
Hyde: Fez, do something with your hair, man. It's making me paranoid.
Fez: Guys, I have discovered a band that will change music forever. [electronic keyboard] [sings Flock of Seagulls "I Ran" off-key]
Eric: I love to cook, you know? I'm really good with sauces.
Kelso: Guys, sometimes when I do the news I don't wear any pants!
Angel: [inhales deeply] Whoo! You know, there are some things about Earth I really miss! [laughs]
Quote from Eric
Eric: Hyde was waiting for her that night? I didn't know that.
Angel: Shh. This is my favorite part.
Donna: Hi.
Hyde: Hey.
Donna: Thanks.
Hyde: [sniffs] So you with Forman now?
Donna: [laughs] I guess not. I mean, he didn't make a move or anything, so...
Hyde: Yeah. [kisses Donna]
Eric: Hyde, what are you doing? Get the hell off her!
Angel: Eric, they can't hear you. Don't you watch movies? I mean, this is pretty basic stuff here.