Eric Quote #395

Quote from Eric in It's a Wonderful Life

Eric: You know, Angel, thanks. But I've got to go to sleep, 'cause I have a big day of misery ahead of me.
Angel: Okay, you win. It was better never to have loved at all.
Eric: Thank you.
Angel: And, hey, I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. I'm gonna take it all away. You won't feel a thing, good or bad.
Eric: Really? Yes. Yes, do it.
Angel: Okay. Well, let me just remind you what you're giving up. Hang on.
[montage of Eric and Donna]
Eric: Wait. No. I want to keep it. Please, just let me keep it.
[The angel has disappeared]


 ‘It's a Wonderful Life’ Quotes

Quote from Eric

Angel: Huh? Huh? Start the waterworks.
Eric: [present] Sorry.
Angel: Come on. You gotta feel something.
Eric: [present] Yeah. Envy. He never had to feel the pain of losing her.
Eric: [future] Oh, wait a minute. You actually had a relationship with Donna?
Eric: [present] Wait, I thought you said he couldn't hear me.
Angel: I'm loose with the rules. So sue me.
Eric: [future] No, seriously. You had Donna?
Eric: [present] Look- [sighs] We broke up. You're much better off.
Eric: [future] Says you! Look at me! I'm 28 years old. I've only had sex with Big Rhonda, and all three times, believe me she did not look like that. Idiot!
Eric: [present] You're sad you were never with Donna? Well, you got off light, man. I had her, and I lost her! And believe me, you don't want to know how bad that hurts!
Eric: [future] You're an angel, right?
Angel: Why, yes. Yes, I am.
Eric: [future] Can you, like- Can you do anything to help me?
Angel: Listen closely: No.

Quote from Eric

Angel: Well, Eric, it's three months later. Donna's with Hyde, Kelso's with Jackie, and you became... Just watch.
Eric: Does anyone want to watch Flipper? Anyone?
Red: Eric, I thought I told you to tar the driveway.
Eric: Yeah, but I'm hanging out with my friends.
Red: Oh, I'm so sorry! Now get your ass up there and get to work! You people, out of the basement.
Eric: Oh, geez. I'm sorry, Dad. Don't be mad. This is made-up angel crap. I wouldn't cave to Red like that.
Angel: Ah, you've already forgotten what a wuss you were. See, it was Donna who gave you the confidence to stand up to Red. Oh, I'm gonna show you a lot of neat stuff like this.
Eric: Well, I guess I have no choice.
[After the angel walks out of the basement, Eric closes the door. As soon as he turns around, the Angel is back by his side]
Angel: Like everyone doesn't try that.

 Eric Forman Quotes

Quote from It's Only Rock and Roll

Eric: Look, Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eric: This is not the ass you're looking for. See, now you don't know what to do.

Quote from Till the Next Goodbye

Eric: Crap, it's almost time for me to go get my shots. Yeah, why do I have to get shots anyway? So I get Yellow Fever. I could use a little color.
Fez: You guys, this might be our last circle together. We're growing up. I mean, these two have jobs, and Eric is off to start his life, and I'm doing more shaving than ever.
Kelso: Eric, I know you're scared of getting your shots. So I'm gonna be a pal and get them with you, 'cause I owe you for that time that I chucked that dead raccoon at you, and then it turned out to not be dead. And then it bit you, and then you kicked it back at me, and then it bit me, and then we both had to go and get rabies shots.
Hyde: [laughs] Remember, on the way to the hospital, Kelso saw that dog, and he jumped out of the car 'cause he wanted to go pet it, but he forgot the car was moving, and he broke his arm? That was the funniest, bloodiest, most rabies-filled day ever.
Eric: Look at us. Best friends offering to help each other. You know, we always have to remember this moment.
[As Red stands behind Eric in the circle, Fez, Kelso and Hyde look up in awe]
Eric: What?
Red: Upstairs, now.
Eric: I am in huge trouble. [laughs]