Hyde Quote #256
Quote from Hyde in Fez Dates Donna
Kelso: I don't wanna blink, 'cause I'm afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.
Jackie: I know. It's torture for me too.
Hyde: I could tear your eyelids off.
Jackie: Let's go, Michael, to a place where our love is understood.
Eric: Oh, hey, while you're there check out the new monkey house. [Jackie and Kelso leave]
Fez: Oh, it never ends with those two. I love you, I love you, I love you- [blows raspberry]
Hyde: Guys, it won't last. Look, an object in an unnatural state must return to its natural state. Thus, Kelso and Jackie'll have a fight any day.
Fez: Really?
Hyde: It's simple physics.
Eric: Hey, you guys, you know what? We should get a pool going. We'll draw days for five bucks. And if they fight on your day, you win the pot.
Fez: The pot? If that's the prize, I am in.
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‘Fez Dates Donna’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.