Fez Quote #244
Quote from Fez in Fez Dates Donna
Fez: Well, I'll have to remember that phone number.
Caroline: Hi, Fez!
Fez: Caroline! What are you doing?
Caroline: I knew you'd be in here. I saw you had the large root beer.
Fez: Caroline, you have to leave me alone.
Caroline: But I wanna be with you!
Fez: But I told you we're through because I am with Donna. Yes? Remember? Donna?
Caroline: Well, you'd better be, because if you're not that means you still love me. And if you still love me but you're not with me, I'll make you pay.
Fez: That would only be scary if I was lying about Donna and me. [weak chuckle]
Caroline: Well, if you are lying I'll know, because I'll be watching you.
Fez: Go ahead. I'm not afraid.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Fez Dates Donna’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.