Kitty Quote #223
Quote from Kitty in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Kitty: They closed the blinds, so we couldn't see the party. But I can hear them. [shouts] I can hear you, Bob and Midge! I can hear your party!
[Midge and Bob open a few of the slats in their kitchen door]
Midge: Ooh. Kitty and Red. We've very busy in here.
Bob: Yes, we're very busy. We'll talk tomorrow.
Kitty: You're having a party, and you didn't invite us. And I thought we were friends, and we're not. And I'll tell you something else. [opens door] You're naked. You have no clothes on. Why don't you have any clothes on?
Bob: Well, we're having a nudist party with our fellow nudists. We're, uh, nudists.
Kitty: And we're not. [laughs] So, you didn't invite us. So, thank you. Come on, Red. Let's go.
Red: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Kitty. What are you saying? You really wanted to attend this party.
Kitty: Stop it, Red.
Red: No, no, no, no. Now get in there and have yourself a good old naked time, huh? Who knows? They might play Twister. Could be fun.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.