Jackie Quote #185
Quote from Jackie in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Jackie: Michael, I have some bad news. I just found out I have B.H.D.
Kelso: B.H.D.?
Jackie: Yeah. Brittle Hair Disease. I have to go to the hospital tomorrow and get all my hair shaved off.
Kelso: So you'll be...
Jackie: Bald, Michael. B-A-L-D, no hair, shiny head, bald. And my hair won't ever grow back either. Will you still love me when I'm bald?
Kelso: You could wear a wig.
Jackie: So, Michael, are you saying that you would not love me if I didn't have a luscious, full-bodied head of hair?
Kelso: [sees Donna laughing] Oh! No, Jackie. I would love you even more. You know, I would shave off my hair and paste it to your head.
Jackie: Michael, that's beautiful. [exits]
Donna: Nice job.
Kelso: Thanks. That was a test, right? 'Cause bald chicks are gross.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.