Fez Quote #232
Quote from Fez in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Eric: Fez, what happened?
Fez: I was walking back from the pep rally, flush with school spirit, when- when- when some boys from Fort Anderson, they jumped me and they slapped me, and they beat me... And look at what they did to my pom-poms. [Eric laughs]
Hyde: Hey, that's not funny, man.
Fez: It's really not. They spray painted me on my ass. [Eric and Hyde laugh] I want revenge against those Fort Anderson Snapping Turtles.
Eric: Look, Fez, I'll tell you what. Let's go to the garage, and I'll get you some paint thinner.
Fez: Ay, no.
Eric: I'm sorry, Fez. It has to be done.
Kelso: Yeah, and the three of us have to watch.
Fez: Fine. But this time, no smoking.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.