Kitty Quote #211
Quote from Kitty in Donna's Panties
Eric: Okay, but, Mom, it's not like I can mess this up. I mean, Donna is cool no matter what I do. Like, earlier, I pulled down her pants in front of everyone in the driveway and she just stood there-
Kitty: You did what?
Eric: No, it was cool. She just- She said she was fine.
Kitty: Oh. Then I guess she's fine.
Eric: Yeah, 'cause she said she was fine.
Kitty: Yeah, she wouldn't say she was fine unless she was fine. Would she?
Eric: What are you talking about?
Kitty: What do you think I'm talking about?
Eric: I don't know. Why are you doing this to me?
Kitty: Doing what?
Eric: I don't know!
Kitty: Well, all I meant was, have a happy Valentine's Day.
Eric: Oh. [doorbell rings] Oh, okay. Thanks.
Kitty: Although I doubt you will.
Eric: Stop it!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Donna's Panties’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Wow. Chicks must really dig astronauts, 'cause it says here that astronauts get all the Tang they want.
Quote from Donna
Donna: What's up with Eric's head anyway? It's completely out of proportion to that skinny body. He looks like a Blow Pop.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: Okay, Fez, I got you some Valentine conversation hearts. [giggles]
Fez: Oh, thank you, Caroline. "Be mine." Okay. "Sweetheart." It really is. "Kiss me." Well, I'm not about to argue with candy.
Jackie: Fez, is there one in there that says, "Get a room"?
Fez: No, but here's one that says, "Kiss my brown ass." Sorry you had to hear that, Caroline.
Caroline: It's okay. She asked for it. Ooh, I gotta get going. I'll see you tonight. [exits]
Fez: Yeah. Well, well, well. Look who has a lady. [to Jackie] And to think, I was about to settle for you. Talk about dodging a bullet.