Kelso Quote #880
Quote from Kelso in Who Wants It More?
Kelso: I just saw a U.F.O.!
Hyde: Oh, my God. What an unbelievable coincidence. I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are.
Kelso: [momentarily silent] Okay. No. So I'm out in the field, right? And there it was. It was in the air, and it had lights, and it was, like... [whirring noise] [whirring noise]
Fez: That's a U.F.O., all right.
Hyde: Hang on, Fez. Kelso, remember that time you thought you saw the Abominable Snowman?
Kelso: Yeah.
Hyde: Do you remember what it turned out to be?
Kelso: Just a regular snowman.
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Quote from Donna
Eric: Donna, we've gotta get this thing done. This report is due in six hours.
Donna: Yeah, Eric. I've been thinking about it. This whole Cold War standoff? It's ridiculous. Neither side is getting what it wants.
Eric: So, what you're saying is by hurting each other, they're actually hurting themselves.
Donna: Yeah. It must be incredibly frustrating for both sides. Both of them are just building up and building up. The urge to launch a first strike must be overwhelming and painful.
Eric: You know, Donna, in a lot of ways, what we're going through here is just like the Cuban missile crisis... except in our case, it's a missile crisis.
Donna: Eric, you're right. It's time for détente. [they kiss]
Eric: Wait. What about our disagreement?
Donna: I don't care. You win, okay? [Eric chuckles] What?
Eric: It's just- I can't believe you caved. Wait until I tell Hyde. No. No! Where are you going?
Donna: Suddenly I'm... I'm not in the mood.
Eric: You're lying! Donna, we're past the point of no return here.
Donna: Eric, girls don't have a point of no return. So see you tomorrow.
Eric: Donna?
Donna: Yes, Eric?
Eric: I cave.
Donna: Oh, thank God, 'cause I was just bluffing.
Quote from Donna
Eric: Wait. So what are you saying? You're gonna hold out on me until I agree with you? Because that's not gonna work, Donna.
Donna: First of all, I'm not holding out on you. And second of all, if I did, it would so work.
Eric: Okay, well, you know what? I think that is what you're doing. So try this dress on for size! I'm cutting you off! Yeah!
Donna: Is that supposed to be a threat?
Eric: Supposed to be. Yeah.
Donna: Okay. If you wanna do this, we'll do this. But you're gonna cave, and I'm gonna laugh. Yeah!
Quote from Midge
Donna: Mom, can I ask you a question? In your relationship with Dad, have you ever let an argument cross into other parts of your relationship?
Midge: What do you mean?
Donna: You know, I mean, do you ever... not have sex with Dad?
Midge: Sure! I'm not having sex with him right now.
Donna: No, Mom, I mean, like, in an argument, to get your way.
Midge: You can do that?
Donna: Yeah. I just wonder if it's wrong.
Midge: Donna, you're saying by my not having sex with your father I can get him to paint the bathroom?
Donna: Yeah. But don't you think it hurts the relationship?
Midge: Blah, blah, blah! I'm getting my bathroom painted!