Leo Quote #22
Police Officer: Good evening, gentlemen.
Leo: Is there a problem, "ossifer?"
Police Officer: Did you just say "ossifer?"
Hyde: Uh, no sir, I'm sorry. I distinctly heard him say officer, sir.
Police Officer: Uh-huh. I pulled you over because your left brake light is out. I'm gonna have to write you up a warning.
Leo: Close one, man. [sighs] I thought for sure he was gonna ask what's in the bag.
Police Officer: I'm still right here.
Leo: Uh-oh.
Police Officer: [inspects the bag] Dog food?
Hyde: We were framed! I mean... [blows raspberry] Of course it's dog food. What'd you think it was? Illegal drugs? [chuckles]
Police Officer: All right, weirdos. Drive safe. [walks off]
Hyde: Dog food?
Leo: Yeah. I mean... Oh, wait, man. If the dog food's in this bag, then where's... [gasps] Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man!
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Hyde: Leo, man, glad you're here. I've been really busy.
Leo: Oh, yeah? I guess my "buy one, get one free" flyer is really bringing in the business.
Hyde: That's 'cause you forgot the "buy one" part.
Leo: Oh, no. Well, good thing we're closing early, man 'cause I need you to give me a ride over to my Cousin Larry's.
Hyde: I don't have a car, man.
Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended.
Hyde: Why? What'd you do?
Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light.