Kelso Quote #207
Quote from Kelso in Eric's Panties
Kelso: All right, Donna, here. I'll figure this out. I like to think of myself as the Columbo of panties. Yeah. I'd say we're looking at a woman. Ages 16 to 38 with a five-figure income. She lives within a four-mile radius of here and is very popular with the gentlemen.
Hyde: Sure, she is. She'll have sex in a car that stinks like cheese.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Panties’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, you eating again? I thought you'd be full after that burger.
Kitty: Burger?
Hyde: Yeah. The broccoli burger.
Kitty: Oh, you are lying!
Red: Well, come on, Kitty. This isn't food. This is what food eats.
Quote from Midge
Midge: Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric?
Jackie: Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser.
Midge: [gasps] Oh, no!
Jackie: I know, right. Eric's cheating on her.
Midge: Jackie, those panties were mine.
Jackie: You and Eric?
Midge: No! Me and- Geez, you're dumb.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: He usually gives me a kiss good-bye.
Jackie: Yeah. To be honest, it kinda grosses me out.
Donna: Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly?
Jackie: Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. Yeah, he's more like a- like a really masculine girl.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Jackie: Yeah, kind of like you.