Kitty Quote #190
Quote from Kitty in Eric's Panties
Kitty: Well, there's the little patient. So, how'd it go at the doctor's?
Red: Well, let me put it this way. If a horse is in good shape, they say it's healthy as me.
Kitty: Uh-huh. And did they say something about your pants being on fire, liar, liar?
Red: No.
Kitty: I just got off the phone with Dr. Leggett. He said your blood pressure is through the roof.
Red: Well, Kitty, who are you gonna believe? Some quack doctor or the man who stood by you while you delivered our children?
Kitty: Oh, you did not. You went out for a sub. Red, from now on, I am going to make sure you eat right. No meat, no cheese and no beer.
Red: No beer?! You- Oh! [groans] Oh, that's it, Kitty. Oh! You've killed me. [groans] I see the light. What's that, Lord? It's okay to eat meat and beer and cheese? Okay, I'll- I'll tell her.
Kitty: What that's, Lord? Dry toast and oatmeal. Will do.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Panties’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Hyde: Red, you eating again? I thought you'd be full after that burger.
Kitty: Burger?
Hyde: Yeah. The broccoli burger.
Kitty: Oh, you are lying!
Red: Well, come on, Kitty. This isn't food. This is what food eats.
Quote from Midge
Midge: Jackie, why is Donna gonna beat up Eric?
Jackie: Donna found another woman's panties in the Vista Cruiser.
Midge: [gasps] Oh, no!
Jackie: I know, right. Eric's cheating on her.
Midge: Jackie, those panties were mine.
Jackie: You and Eric?
Midge: No! Me and- Geez, you're dumb.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: He usually gives me a kiss good-bye.
Jackie: Yeah. To be honest, it kinda grosses me out.
Donna: Wait, Jackie, should I be worried that he's spending so much time with Shelly?
Jackie: Okay, well, normally I'd say yeah, but Eric would never cheat on you. I mean, all guys cheat. But I never really thought of Eric as a guy. Yeah, he's more like a- like a really masculine girl.
Donna: Uh-huh.
Jackie: Yeah, kind of like you.