Donna Quote #137
Quote from Donna in Roller Disco
Donna: Kelso, who cares? It's a stupid roller disco thing.
Kelso: Yeah, I guess you're right. It's silly for me to be jealous. You're a good friend, Donna.
Donna: Yeah. 'Cause when you think about it, I mean, what does Fez have going for him except an incredibly sexy accent and an extremely hot body?
Kelso: Okay. Now you're being a bad friend, Donna.
Donna: I mean, come to think of it, if Fez helps Jackie win a roller disco, she might just rip his clothes off and have sex with him right there on the rink. That's how hot he is.
Kelso: Bad friend, Donna! Bad!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Roller Disco’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: I don't get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want: I'm- I'm hot, and I'm smart.
Donna: That's two things, moron.
Kelso: No, it's three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, don't put Batman in the clam of death, Riddler. That's just gonna make him mad. God, you're stupid.
Eric: Fez, for the last time, the Riddler can't hear you.
Fez: Riddle me this, Riddler. When Batman escapes from the clam of death who will kick your riddle-telling ass in?
Eric: Hey, Fez. Riddle me this. [slaps Fez]
Fez: Then riddle me this. [gives Eric a "wet willy"]
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, only if you riddle me this. [gives Fez a "purple nurple"]
Fez: Ow! Riddle me this, you son of a bitch! [they fight]
Quote from Eric
Mediator: Eric, just a few more questions. Is your father ever unnecessarily angry?
[Red looks at Eric and gestures for him to smile]
Eric: Unnecessarily angry? Well- [clears throat] You know, what does "unnecessarily" mean really? I mean, my sister likes to put salt on roast beef, but I think it's unnecessary. I mean, why cover up the flavor of such a delicious meat?
Red: Just answer the question, dumbass! I mean... [laughs] Good work, Son.