Kitty Quote #189
Quote from Kitty in Roller Disco
Red: Oh, look at this guy's complaint. "Red Forman was habitually ill-tempered." Am I ill-tempered?
Eric: No, sir. You're like Mary Poppins.
Kitty: Okay, honey. Well, it says here you have to go to the labor board. You know what, Red Forman, you have to go in there and defend yourself.
Red: [chuckles] I'll defend myself. I'll go in there, and I'll tell those morons that they're wasting my time with this stupid crap!
Kitty: Or you could control your temper.
Eric: No offense, Mom, but what's plan "B"?
Red: Hey, shut it, pal.
Kitty: Okay, now, see, that's the kind of thing that's gonna get you in trouble. Now, when- when I get really angry, I just- I laugh it off like this. [laughs] See?
Red: Oh, geez, Kitty. That'll never work. That's dumb.
Kitty: [laughs]
That '70s Show Quotes
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Quote from Kelso
Kelso: I don't get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want: I'm- I'm hot, and I'm smart.
Donna: That's two things, moron.
Kelso: No, it's three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, don't put Batman in the clam of death, Riddler. That's just gonna make him mad. God, you're stupid.
Eric: Fez, for the last time, the Riddler can't hear you.
Fez: Riddle me this, Riddler. When Batman escapes from the clam of death who will kick your riddle-telling ass in?
Eric: Hey, Fez. Riddle me this. [slaps Fez]
Fez: Then riddle me this. [gives Eric a "wet willy"]
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, only if you riddle me this. [gives Fez a "purple nurple"]
Fez: Ow! Riddle me this, you son of a bitch! [they fight]
Quote from Eric
Mediator: Eric, just a few more questions. Is your father ever unnecessarily angry?
[Red looks at Eric and gestures for him to smile]
Eric: Unnecessarily angry? Well- [clears throat] You know, what does "unnecessarily" mean really? I mean, my sister likes to put salt on roast beef, but I think it's unnecessary. I mean, why cover up the flavor of such a delicious meat?
Red: Just answer the question, dumbass! I mean... [laughs] Good work, Son.