Bob Quote #217
Quote from Bob in Leaving Home Ain't Easy
Red: Bob, I'm sorry that I said that your idea is stupid.
Kitty: And?
Red: And... The next time you have a stupid idea, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
Bob: You know what, Red? I really don't give a damn what you think. All these years I've had to put up with you cutting me down, calling me dumbass. Well, guess what? You're the dumbass! You're nothing but a cranky [bleep] who thinks his [bleep] don't stink, so you can blow it out your [bleep] ass! What? What, you want to hit me? Go ahead, you bald [bleep]. Yeah, go ahead, do it! I'm not afraid of you. In fact, I'll kick your bony [bleep] ass right now!
Red: Bob, you've got some nerve! Good for you! It's about time you stuck up for yourself and acted like a man.
Bob: I'm sorry, Red, it just slipped out. [hugs Red]
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Quote from Fez
Hyde: Damn, man, that was harsh.
Fez: Yeah. It must have been my Jamaican Fire.
Hyde: So, you're from Jamaica?
Fez: No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
Quote from Red
Red: You were in Florida?
Bob: Yeah, I was gone for three weeks. You didn't notice?
Red: I just figured my migraine medicine was working.
Quote from Fez
Fez: No, she told me she wanted to be my girlfriend and I turned her down.
Hyde: What? Why?
Fez: Because she didn't mean it. She never wanted me before. And now that she's desperate, suddenly I'm the guy for her. But as soon as she's happy, she'll dump me. So I told her to get lost and now she's in tears.
Hyde: Well, what kind of crying is it? Is it like "My life is over" kind of crying or hysterical sobbing like the time Kelso sat on his nads?
Fez: No, it's bad. I tried everything to get her out. I yelled, "Fire!" I made monkey-noises and said, "Wow, that's a gigantic monkey." But no luck. She must be a complete wreck.