Hyde Quote #218
Quote from Hyde in Cat Fight Club
Jackie: Whatever!
Hyde: No. More aloofness.
Jackie: Whatever.
Hyde: I'm not believing you.
Jackie: Hyde, when are we going to move on? I have been saying, "Whatever," for half an hour.
Hyde: You can say very much by saying very little, small grasshopper. Pretend you're Laurie and insult me.
Jackie: Okay. Hey, Hyde, you're stupid.
Hyde: Whatever.
Jackie: Wow! That was great!
Hyde: Yeah. Now. Another part of this is ambiguity. Say it with me.
Both: Ambiguity.
Hyde: Very good. See, you don't want people to know exactly what you mean. Here. Ask me if I want to go to a movie tonight.
Jackie: Okay. Hyde, would you like to go to a movie tonight?
Hyde: That's cool. See, you don't know if I mean "That's cool, I'll go," or "That's cool, no, thanks."
Jackie: And that's cool.
Hyde: Whatever.
Jackie: Oh, my God! I am so sorry I got impatient.
Hyde: That's cool.
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‘Cat Fight Club’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Laurie: Next time we go hiking, make sure you bring a blanket. I think I have a twig in my shorts.
Hyde: What a coincidence. So does Kelso.
Jackie: Burn!
Kelso: Okay, okay. Nice burn. Hi, Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, look. It's Michael and his community chest.
Hyde: Nice.
Quote from Hyde
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Eric: And the rest of dinner, was eaten in complete silence. The only sound was the dull throbbing of that vein in Red's giant, shiny head.
Fez: Boy, I'm glad I'm not Kelso. Sure, he's had sex a lot and I am still a virgin, but... Oh, I wish I was Kelso.
Hyde: No, you don't, Fez. Being Kelso is like knowing the truth behind all the deceptions in society, but not being able to convince any of your fellow suburban clones that anything's wrong, man. No, wait. That's me.
Jackie: [laughs] Man, I just totally forgot why I was laughing. Isn't that funny?
Eric: Okay, uh, no more for the cheerleader. Okay?
Fez: Jackie, you seem different. I don't know if it's your hair, your outfit... or your red, puffy eyes.
Hyde: She's Zen, man. I've taken her under my wing. I'm running a dojo of coolness. Jackie, demonstrate.
Jackie: Oogly moogly. Googly. [laughs]
Hyde: Yeah, it's her first day.
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Hyde: No, man, Zen. At peace. Aloof. Zen.
Jackie: Oh. Okay, then... Hyde, will you teach me how to be Zen?
Hyde: You can't just teach someone to be Zen, Jackie. You can only learn to be Zen.
Jackie: Okay, I don't understand.
Hyde: Exactly. And that's your first lesson.
Jackie: Huh?
Hyde: Jackie, if you want to be my student, you need to follow my instructions without question.
Jackie: Okay. Okay. See? I can do that.
Hyde: Okay. First thing, finish polishing my boots.
Jackie: Hyde, how's that gonna help...
Hyde: What?
Jackie: Okay.
Hyde: You're gonna make a fine student. Shine, grasshopper. Shine.