Fez Quote #864
[As Fez ducks behind the clown, Bob pulls up in his car]
Bob: What's cooking, Fatso?
Fez: Um... [American accent] Welcome to Fatso Burger.
Bob: I'll have a big Fatso combo with extra secret sauce.
Fez: Would you like apple pie with that?
Bob: Sure!
Fez: And the extra large soda for 10 cents more?
Bob: Okay.
Fez: Oh, and onion rings are free with all that.
Bob: I'll take them.
Fez: So let me read that back. One big Fatso combo with extra sauce, an apple pie, extra large soda and one onion rings.
Bob: You got it.
Fez: Sorry, we're closed.
Bob: What? Then why did you take my order?
Fez: Thank you, please drive away.
Bob: But I'm hungry!
Fez: Then go get a pizza!
Bob: I had pizza for lunch!
Fez: Well, whose fault is that?
Bob: Go to hell, Fatso!
Fez: See you there, lard ass!
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