Kitty: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, please, no! All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't panic. You know what to do. [grabs a bottle of wine]

Fez: Holy crap, it's Caroline!
Randy: Who is Caroline?
Hyde: She went out with Fez. But he broke up with her 'cause she's crazy. Which is ironic, because that's probably why she went out with him in the first place.
Fez: Guys, I can't let her see me. [holds menu in front of face] Hide me.
Randy: Where should we hide you, Fez?
Caroline: Fez!
Fez: Well played, you son of a bitch.

Kitty: Oh, no, don't get up, I'm just right here anyway.
Samantha: I'll help you, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: Oh, no, don't you worry, Samantha. It's just a little unbalanced because our appropriate-sized clothes are on one side and your little teeny tiny stripper clothes are on the other. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so grumpy. I got a manicure yesterday and Red still hasn't said a darn word.
Hyde: You know, if you really want him to notice you, you should get drunk and do some donuts on his lawn.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, you should change your hair. When I went blond, Eric went nuts. And then Fez went nuts and then I started wearing a lot of hats.
Kitty: No, I can't change my hair. Red loves it. It's my trademark. It'd be like telling Fonzie not to say, "Hey!"