Kitty Quote #168
Quote from Kitty in Holy Crap!
[fantasy:]
St. Peter: Right this way. Wipe your feet, please. Sorry, no flash photography. Next.
Kitty: Oh, that's us. Forman, party of four.
St. Peter: I'm sorry, I can't let you in.
Kitty: What? All of us or... Just Laurie?
St. Peter: All of you. Hi, Laurie. Kitty, if you'd only gone to church with your family, but you didn't. So, down you go. [Formans scream] [laughs] I love that gag. Step aside, would you please? Next.
Bob: Hey there, ho there. Hi there, coming through.
Kitty: Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
St. Peter: What can I do? They went to church.
Bob: Here's 20. Can you find us a place up front?
Red: All right, that's it. I'm kicking Bob's ass.
Kitty: Red!
Red: Well, Kitty, we're going to hell anyway.
[reality:]
Kitty: Well, that's just not gonna happen.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.