Kelso Quote #837
Quote from Kelso in Bohemian Rhapsody
Kelso: You know, being up here makes me think of our poor friend Billy.
Fez: His name was Charlie, you cantaloupe.
Donna: Kelso, you've fallen off this thing, like, 10 times. It's so scary to think you could have, you know, like, met the same fate as Charlie.
Kelso: Yeah. It's like we go through our life, like, thinking we're invincible, right, but the truth is, we're totally vincible.
[When Kelso leans on a railing and it gives way, he falls off the water tower]
Kelso: [o.s.] Screw that! I'm invincible!
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‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, let's see, where to start? Well, your father and I were furious when we caught you boys in that smoky basement. The minute you left for the airport, we went down there to do what the Feds call "a sweep."
[flashback:]
Kitty: How dare you boys smoke up my house when you know how hard I work to keep it smelling lemony fresh!
Red: You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!
Quote from Fez
[flashback:]
Red: Two bags?
Hyde: I've never seen those before in my life. Your son has a real problem!
Red: Kitty, I want you to take this garbage and flush it down the toilet.
Kitty: I am just glad that we caught you boys before this became an everyday thing.
Red: Is that all of it?
Hyde: Yes, sir, that's all of it.
Fez: Now there is nothing left for us to do but to smoke Candy Land. I mean, I mean, play Candysmoke. [Red finds a baggy in the game] I mean... Ay, no.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: And so I flushed it all down the toilet and everyone learned a lesson.
Donna: Why don't you tell Eric what else happened?
Fez: Oh, let me, let me.
Kitty: Give me that. I'll tell him.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty. I found another one. Kitty?
[Red opens the door to a smoke-filled bathroom]
Red: What the hell? What do you have to say for yourself?
Kitty: I'm starving!