Fez Quote #129
Quote from Fez in Red's New Job
Fez: Where is the food? Eric, you should give your refrigerator to people who have food.
Kelso: Look at this. Hamburger Helper. Tuna Helper. A can of beets? Oh, gross. I will not eat a darn beet. You know what, Forman? Your dad better get a job, and soon. 'Cause I'm starving here.
Eric: I'll tell him you said that.
Jackie: Michael, it's not polite to remind poor people that they're po... Less fortunate.
Eric: We're not less fortunate. We're just on a budget.
Fez: Well, it is a hell of a tiny budget. [laughs] Oh, that's not funny. That's sad.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's New Job’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Good news, Red. I just took Cosmo's "10 Ways to Please Your Man in Bed" test and I got 9 out of 10. [laughs] But I didn't get number three because I'm a nurse and number three is icky.
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Hey, Kelso, eat that.
Kelso: All right. Green Jell-O. Hey, Jackie, try some. I heard green stuff makes you horny.
Jackie: Michael, that only works with green M&M's, duh.
Kelso: Nuh-uh. It's everything green. Right, Donna?
Donna: Actually, Kelso, you know what really makes you horny? Beets.
Kelso: Yeah, right.
Eric: No, it's true. I saw it on 60 Minutes, man. Beet farmers with, like, 10, 15 kids.
Kelso: Man, how's come everything good for you always tastes so bad. I'm trying it.
Quote from Eric
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Eric: Man, Red went ballistic on me. I mean I want to keep the job, but I really don't want to wear my ass for a hat. 'Cause, you know, he said he could do that and I believe him.
Hyde: Come on, Forman. Fight the power, man. That way I can have your room after Red kills you. Although I'm not sure an ass hat is fatal.
Fez: You know what would be a good job for me? Gigolo. The loving is over, now pay me.