Kitty Quote #116
Quote from Kitty in I Love Cake
Kitty: Why is Bob in my bathtub? You told me you sent him home. That's what you said, "He went home."
Red: [clears throat] He did go home... And then Midge kicked him out.
Kitty: But he went home.
Red: Well, now he's back.
Kitty: Red, he's in my bathtub. I can't have him in my bathtub. His Afro gel is gonna leave a ring.
Red: This isn't easy on me, either, Kitty. He tried to talk to me about his feelings. He almost started to cry. I really wanted to punch him!
Kitty: Bob can't stay here, Red. I know that makes me a bad person. I don't care. I'm bad, so let's just get him out of here!
Red: Well, then go talk to Midge and fix it up.
Kitty: [laughs] No. You let the stray in. You find him a home.
Red: It's not that simple, Kitty.
Kitty: Do you want me to go to my unhappy place, Red?
Red: I'll talk to Midge first thing in the morning.
Kitty: Thank you, Red. You're a wonderful husband. Now, when you're done with the paper, you get upstairs and scrub my tub. Okay. You're done!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I Love Cake’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Oh, my God. Did you hear that? It sounds like a bloody hook scraping against the back door. What's... What's wrong? You're like a million miles away.
Donna: I don't- I don't know. It's just that my parents are fighting like, all the time. It just makes me so mad. Like I want to kick their asses, but I can't. But I want to do something.
Eric: Okay. Take me, Donna.
Donna: What?
Eric: Go ahead. Take me. Punish your parents by using me for sex. Do your business and be done with it. Go ahead. Don't be shy. I can take it. But... God, do be gentle.
Donna: You didn't actually think that was gonna work, did you?
Eric: No, but I'm a virgin, and it's driving me crazy. But that's not your fault... No, wait. Yes, it is.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hi, you two. Thought you might wanna know. Midge and I worked things out.
Red: Well, that's just great, Bob.
Bob: Yeah. We're separating.
Red: You can't stay with us.
Bob: No. I'll be staying at home. We're gonna live together. We're just gonna see other people.
Red: Okay, Bob, I want you to think about this. You're living in the same house, but you're dating other people. I'm not saying for sure there'll be problems, but I want you to think about it. Think hard, Bob.
Bob: I think it's gonna be sexy.
Quote from Eric
Eric: So, they're really gonna separate?
Donna: Yeah, but they're still gonna live together.
Eric: Oh. Wow. Are... Are you okay?
Donna: Yeah, but, I mean, that's just like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I mean, how's that supposed to work?
Eric: Well, I imagine it'll be like when Gilligan and the Skipper had a fight, and they drew a chalk line down the center of their hut. That worked out great.
Donna: Yeah. That solved all their problems.
Eric: Yeah. [Donna chuckles] I love you.
Donna: I love you, too.
Eric: All right, then. [Donna chuckles] [they kiss]