Eric Quote #1001
Donna: So, how long do you think this whole thing has been going on?
Eric: Whoo. I... you know, I don't know. That's anyone's guess. Right, Fez?
Fez: What?
Eric: Kelso and Laurie. See? Fez doesn't even know. I don't know... I guess... you know, it's just... it's like... God, this is so wrong, you know?
Donna: So what are we gonna do?
Eric: Well, I guess just let this all blow over, and then Jackie and Kelso can get married, have kids, and be really unhappy. So... let's not let this ruin our Vanstock experience, OK?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Vanstock’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, Dad, can I go to Vanstock with the guys this weekend?
Red: What the hell's a Vanstock?
Eric: Well, it's like Woodstock, but with a greater emphasis on vans.
Red: Sounds stupid. Have a good time.
Quote from Eric
[fantasy: a Soap-style theme plays:]
Narrator: [v.o.] Will Red get a job? Will Jackie ever find out about Kelso and Laurie? Will we ever find out where Fez is from? Will Hyde ever find his topless Cinderella? And what ever happened to Midge's daughter Tina? Will Eric and Donna ever consummate their illicit teenage love? And what about Chuck and Bob? Oh, wait, they aren't on this show.
Chuck Campbell: [as Bob] See, I told you we weren't on this show. [as himself] Oh, shut up, Bob.
Narrator: Confused? You won't be after the next episode of... That '70s Show.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, what are you gonna do today?
Red: Read the want ads, look for a job. Then, just to break up the day, I thought I'd go down to Rexall, look for some Gold Bond for my athlete's foot. Any more questions?
Kitty: Well, oh, boy, Red, we've got the big hospital banquet to look forward to.
Red: Oh, right. Well then, screw the Gold Bond, I gotta get my hair done.