Eric Quote #160

Quote from Eric in Laurie and the Professor

Donna: Did you have to tell everyone about the hickey?
Eric: Well, everyone can kind of see it, Vampira. Laurie had a field day at breakfast.
Hyde: Yeah, I hopped on that dog pile, too.
Eric: You sure did, you dillhole.
Hyde: All right, Forman, yeah, that was sort of mean. Probably what I should have said is... "I'm sick of sharing a room with you and all of your disgusting fluids and gases."
Eric: Oh, and yours are just dreamy, Hyde.

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 ‘Laurie and the Professor’ Quotes

Quote from Kitty

Eric: Oh, Mom. Oh, my god, Mom. I had her in my sights. I mean, she was right in the cross hairs.
Kitty: Oh, honey... You know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake, pull the trigger.

Quote from Fez

Fez: Excuse me, may I please have a hickey, please?
Donna: No.
Fez: Please?
Donna: No!
Fez: Jackie?
Jackie: No!
Fez: Please?
Jackie: No!
Fez: So, the two of you do things to please your man. Well, Fez is a man. Why do you not please him? Why?

Quote from Midge

Donna: So, here we are... together... again.
Midge: Yeah. I'm just loving the time we spend together, Donna. In my new book, Our Mothers, Ourselves, it says we're supposed to be friends. We should talk to each other and listen. Your stupid father never listens.
Donna: Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father?
Midge: Oh, I don't know, I only read the first chapter. Okay, no more talking about your father. So, how do you like the clogs I bought you?
Donna: Oh, they're awesome.
Midge: Oh, good, 'cause your father's an ass!