Red Quote #124

Quote from Red in The Velvet Rope

Red: I didn't get the job.
Kitty: Okay, well, you will get them next time.
Red: Aw, Kitty... The world's changing. Things aren't turning out the way I expected.
Kitty: Well, Red, what did you expect?
Red: Well... I don't know, I...
[fantasy: a '50s-style information video begins with an atomic bomb going off:]
Announcer: [v.o.] Take that, Hirohito. And that. Yes, with America's victory overseas now complete, our fighting boys return home, where the American working man takes his rightful place on the throne. "Hi, honey. How was your day?" "They gave me another raise." "Oh, honey, with all the money you make, it's no wonder I don't have to work." Daughter Laurie has a question. "Daddy, why is the American economy the envy of the world?" "Well," says Dad, "It's because the American worker is experienced, loyal, and hard-working." Looks like junior has some good news. "Say, Dad, you can stop giving me money now. I just got a football scholarship to Notre Dame. I guess experience, loyalty, and hard work really do pay off." Daughter Laurie has another question. "Daddy, can you tell me why Germany and Japan's economies never recovered?" "It's simple. They are not experienced. They are not hard-working. They are not loyal. And they do not speak English." Speaking of work, Mom has to go grocery shopping. "Can I have the keys to the Cadillac?" "Ha, ha. Forget the Cadillac. Take the hovercraft." Red... The hovercraft?
[reality:]
Kitty: Hovercraft?
Red: What? They promised us hovercrafts. It's just another damn broken promise.

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 ‘The Velvet Rope’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Fez: People are so friendly around here. Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.
Hyde: Yeah, for money, Fez.
Fez: I could not ask them for money. Or could I?

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: Oh! No, no, I know. There's this new club that opened in Chicago. It's supposed to be like, like, the hottest spot this side of Studio 54.
Donna: My God, you guys, that's perfect.
Jackie: No, no, Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and... We have to study.
Kelso: Study? Aw, what a gyp. I'm going to the club.
Jackie: No. No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight and we're gonna... "Study."
Kelso: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.
Hyde: My, God, you're dumb.
Kelso: I guess that's why I've gotta go study.

Quote from Red

Kitty: Honey, now I know, I know you've been just a little bit blue since the plant closed, so... I got you a present. Ta-da!
Red: You're Hired. "The essential guide for job hunting." Kitty... I don't need that. I've been working since I was 16. I fought in two wars. Hell, I killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it.
Kitty: No, no, no, no. I just, you know, I just thought I'd give you a little edge.
Red: I don't need an edge. I'm Red Forman. I'm experienced, loyal, hard-working.
Laurie: That's the trifecta of employability.
Red: Well, thanks, sweetie.