Kelso Quote #819
Quote from Kelso in 2000 Light Years from Home
Eric: Whoa. Kelso, you never break up with a girl to her face. You usually have me tell her you're dead. And then when she eventually sees you, you have me tell her you're a ghost.
Jackie: Michael, why don't you do what you did with me? Toilet paper my house.
Kelso: No, I can't do that to Angie. I respect her too much 'cause she agreed to have sex with me so fast.
Hyde: Look, I don't care how you do it. I'm just happy you won't be violating my sister anymore.
Kelso: Yeah, I know you hated it, Hyde. I would have broken up with her sooner if I didn't find it so hilarious. [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] Dude, you be nice or I will marry her.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘2000 Light Years from Home’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Look, man, tell Donna to just lay off, okay? Africa is gonna be awesome. You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain, and it lays, like, a thousand eggs. And then, when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
Eric: Kelso, those worms aren't in Africa. They're on the planet Zorgon, which is from a comic book that you wrote.
Kelso: Just trying to generate a little buzz.
Quote from Jackie
Eric: So, the upshot is I have absolutely no money for college.
Donna: Eric, don't worry, there are plenty of ways to get money for school.
Hyde: Yeah, man, you could always get a football scholarship.
Jackie: Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a football, and people do like to kick him.
Quote from Jackie
Hyde: WB, what the hell were you thinking?
William: I don't know, I thought I'd try a new thing with my shoulders.
Jackie: Look, he means, why did you promote that whore, Angie?
William: You mean my daughter Angie?
Jackie: I stand by my statement. You can't hit a girl.