Kelso Quote #809
Quote from Kelso in Gimme Shelter
Kelso: Fez, who is this guy?
Fez: This is Fenton. We are having a feud.
Fenton: Oh, filling out an application, hmm?
Fez: Yes. We got here first so don't even think about applying.
Fenton: I don't have to, I'm the landlord. The lord of the land. And I'm gonna lord it over you while your butts land outside. [rips application] Hmm. That was clever.
Kelso: Oh, yeah? Well, I was gonna give you this $5 to get the apartment, but now you can forget it. [rips note] That was clever.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Gimme Shelter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
[As Fez and Kelso join Red and Kitty for breakfast, Fez grabs the last sausage]
Fez: Too slow, old man.
Kelso: Fez, if you're not polite, he's gonna figure out you're living here.
Red: You're living here?
Kelso: Oh, great. You blew it, Fez.
Kitty: Red, he has nowhere else to go.
Red: Well, know this, Pele... you gotta sleep sometime. And during the war, when they were sleeping, that's when I got them. [exits]
Kitty: That wasn't too bad. He called you Pele. He is a terrific soccer player.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: How's your neck, honey?
Donna: Oh, it still hurts.
Kitty: Come over here. I'm a nurse. I know what to do. [grabs pill bottle] Take two of these.
Donna: Are you sure this is for neck pain?
Kitty: Neck pain, headaches, bad days, they take the edge off of everything.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Wait a second. This mean I'm the loser of the group now?
Kelso: You're the one that's still living with your mommy.
Eric: Man, you're still living with your mommy.
Kelso: Not for long. Me and Fez are looking for apartments. Then the only time I'll see my mom is when she's doing my laundry, cooking my meals, taking me to the dentist.