Jackie Quote #455
Quote from Jackie in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Jackie: You know, the responsibilities of being a godmother never ends. You know, I spent all day buying matching outfits. You know, life is so much more fulfilling now that I'm shopping for two.
Donna: Okay, being a godmother isn't all about buying stuff.
Jackie: Oh, yeah? What's it about then?
Donna: Oh, you don't know, either.
Kelso: [enters] You guys, great news. Brooke is gonna let me have Betsy on the weekends.
Jackie: Oh, my God. If Betsy's coming here on weekends, we're gonna need matching godmother-goddaughter badminton skirts.
Donna: Now you're just trying to make me mad.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.