Kelso Quote #802
Quote from Kelso in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Kitty: Well, I am proud of you, Michael, getting so involved in your baby's life. A child needs a strong, loving father.
Kelso: Well, I am glad you feel that way. So you won't mind, when Betsy visits, if we stay up in Laurie's room?
Red: No. No babies. We get enough crying around here with Eric.
Kelso: Come on, Laurie's not using it. It's a great room with a very comfortable bed.
Red: How the hell would you know that?
Kelso: The... Laurie always had such good posture. That indicates a quality mattress.
Kitty: What's wrong with your house, honey?
Kelso: It's not safe. If my brothers don't step on her, one of the dogs probably will.
Jackie: You have dogs?
Kelso: No, we don't know whose they are.
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‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.