Bob Quote #168

Quote from Bob in Street Fighting Man

Bob: Thanks again for inviting me over for the game, Kitty.
Kitty: Well, it'll be fun. Red never lets me watch the game because one time, seven years ago, the Packers won at the last minute while I was in the kitchen. Now I have to sit in the kitchen every freaking Sunday.
Bob: Okay, Kitty, I need the Packers to win by more than seven. I got a Hunsky riding on it.
Kitty: We call them Hungarians now, Bob.
Bob: No, I bet $100. Hey, you want in for $10?
Kitty: Yes, please. [laughs] Oh, I feel like a gangster's wife. [laughs] Ooh, how about I get you some pretzels?
Bob: I don't want to be any trouble.
Kitty: Oh, it's no trouble at all.
Bob: No, you didn't let me finish. I don't want to be any trouble, but I'm gonna need something hot. Maybe something with refried beans and a little cheese drizzled on it.

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Quote from Eric

Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.

Quote from Eric

Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?

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Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.