Fez Quote #732
Fez: I know something you don't know.
Donna: Fez, you know a lot of things I don't know, mostly because they're disgusting and I don't want to know them.
Fez: True, but this is about Eric. What do you think he's doing every Wednesday night when he's not with you?
Donna: He's taking an at-home Spanish course. He doesn't want to be disturbed, so he locks himself in his room. You know, I think he's self-conscious because he can't roll his Rs.
Fez: Oh, believe me, Donna, he is rolling his ass off.
Donna: Okay, Fez, what's going on? Is there another woman?
Fez: Yes. And it's Eric.
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Fez: Did you know that I am a shampoo boy down at the beauty salon? Yes, ladies come from miles around to be touched by these magic hands.
Angie Barnett: Is that why they're all dry and chapped?
Fez: No. That's from my day off.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Fez, come on. Just tell us what Eric's up to.
Fez: Donna, if I learned anything from all my years as a virgin... It's that seeing it is much better than talking about it.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, thanks for coming down to meet my sister, man. I had dinner with her and my dad last night. And it was the first family dinner I'd ever been to where we didn't have to sneak out of the restaurant one at a time.
Donna: Man, Hyde, first a new dad, now a new sister? It's like you hit the orphan lottery.
Fez: Look, your dad's got a whole jar of Peppermint Patties. [laughs] That's class, baby.
Eric: That's nothing, you guys. I found 20 bucks just sitting on the desk, and I kind of want to steal it. Wow. I'm really starting to see the underbelly of not having a job.
Kelso: Check it out, Hyde. Your dad knows Skynyrd. I heard when you first meet them, if you just yell "Free Bird" really loud, they'll start playing it.