Red Quote #602
Bob: And the rabbit runs around... ...and then back in the hole. Hey, Red, what do you think of my nut bag?
Red: [flatly] Ha ha, Bob. I'm done with this. This is not man's work. I mean, if Kitty wanted me to shoot the almonds at some communists, that I could do.
Bob: Oh, you're a big talker now that she's gone.
Red: I'm not afraid of her, and I'm not doing this, and I don't care if it means I have to sit through another one of her silent breakfasts.
Bob: What, she just sits there?
Red: I talk, she just ignores me. I had to buy a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's just so that someone would smile at me.
Bob: You can always call me, Red.
Red: Ah, I'd rather talk to syrup.
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Quote from Fez
Eric: You know, I can't stop thinking about what Donna's doing. The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be on the other side of the world by now.
Fez: Hey, I grew up on that side of the world, and it's no picnic. Although when you eat every meal on the ground, I suppose, technically it is a picnic.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, I don't understand why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers. I mean, these women are artists. It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So, Donna, you and the gals getting together for a big shindig?
Donna: Well, Jackie might be planning... No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people.
Kitty: Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. [laughs] All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
Donna: Boy, you girls are crazy.
Kitty: Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.