Fez Quote #587
Quote from Fez in Substitute
Fez: They look happy. Why don't we have a game?
Hyde: Would you stop asking me why don't we have stuff? "Why don't we have a song?" "Why don't we have a movie?" We're men.
Fez: I thought we were sensitive men.
Hyde: We're not.
Fez: One of us is.
Hyde: Shut up!
Fez: And it's not you.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Substitute’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Bob: Wow, I love this place. It's not just dinner. It's a thrill ride, 'cause there's a small chance you're getting knifed.
Red: I don't know, Bob. I've tried to avoid Asians with weapons ever since 7,000 of them tried to kill me.
Kitty: Well... [chuckles] It's thanks to the work of brave men like you that America's enemies are working here for a minimum wage.
Quote from Red
Red: I just think it's pretty suspicious that after we left the Japanese restaurant our Japanese car broke down.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Okay, I'd like to thank everyone for coming back here with me. True, it is the place of my greatest humiliation. But the fish is good, the sake's strong, and these Japanese people are funny to watch.
Donna: That's the spirit, Dad. The slightly offensive spirit.