Jackie Quote #378
Quote from Jackie in Who are You?
Jackie: Ugh! Mr. and Mrs. Forman, I don't know what to do. [hugs Red]
Red: Oh! Not this again. Kitty, make it stop.
Kitty: Now, be nice, Red. Her mom finally came home from her cultural tour of Mexico's many fine bars and cantinas. [chuckles]
Jackie: Why did she have to go all the way to Mexico to drink all day? Why couldn't she be a good mom and just do it at home like you do?
Kitty: Well, that's a good question. And you need to sit down and talk to her about it. You can do it here, with tea. We'll have tea.
Red: No. Why does this always happen here? We're in a recession, there are vacant lots all over the place.
Kitty: Well, you can go stand in a vacant lot. We're having a tea party, with crumpets. I'll find out what they are and we will have them.
Jackie: Okay, but I don't know if I can look my mom in the eye. I mean, I never thought I'd say this, but there comes a point when a person is too tan.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who are You?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Eric: Oh, man, I can't believe Donna is serious about this celibacy thing. Fez, how do you cope with not getting any?
Fez: I think you know how I cope. When you don't see me, I'm coping.
Quote from Jackie
Bob: Hey, Jackie, I know since you moved in we agreed to give each other messages as soon as possible and in the spirit of that, your mom called last Tuesday.
Jackie: But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. They don't have phones there.
Donna: Uh, yeah, they do.
Jackie: Why would we give them phones?
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, here. Red. Try this tea. It'll make you feel British. Mum's the word, Governor.
Red: Kitty, this is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.
Kitty: Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, and we wake up in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone.