Eric Quote #667
Quote from Eric in Join Together
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Eric: Hey, sorry I'm late. Donna was really upset about leaving, so I had to comfort her in a bedular way. It turns out if I get her sad, she gives it away like goldfish at a freaking carnival.
Fez: Eric, I think you may have found a secret "open sesame" to sex. Make the lady cry. Perhaps I should try that with my wife. "Laurie, here's a dead cat. Now do me."
Hyde: A little history, Fez. I think Laurie has a lot of "open sesames," like, "Hi, Laurie." That usually does it.
Kelso: Actually, I only ever got as far as "Hi." [laughs] Fez, I did it with your wife!
Eric: Yeah, I have so much power over Donna now, it's like... I know how Obi-Wan Kenobi feels. "These aren't the droids you're looking for." Man, I wish I could do it with Donna in a landspeeder on Tatooine. That would be so awesome.
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Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Why would you throw away the list of all the food the doctor said we couldn't have in the house?
Red: Kitty, did you look at that list? If I had known what I was coming home to after my heart attack, I would've walked straight into that bright light and never looked back.
Kitty: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. I'll do it with you. 'Cause what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Eric: Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander. The male goose. So it would be "what's good for the gander is good for the goose." So, let's take a gander at what you're giving up with the gander. [chuckles] That's how you do that.
Okay. "Potato chips, other salty snacks."
Kitty: Good advice. That doctor obviously knows what he's talking about.
Eric: "Butter, heavy cream, cheese."
Kitty: Gone, makes a lot of sense.
Eric: "Alcoholic beverages."
Kitty: Okay, that doctor's a quack.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: All right, Donna, put your chair here. I wanna get Steven's attention, and with you next to me I'll look like a tiny porcelain doll.
Donna: You know, Jackie, some people actually find me to be of normal height.
Jackie: Sure, if they're green and jolly.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Just your luck, Forman. You're about to turn 18 and there's gonna be no hooch left in the house to steal. [Red and Kitty look at Hyde] I mean avoid. Do homework next to. Pray near. Come on!