Fez Quote #420
Quote from Fez in Your Time Is Gonna Come
Hyde: Something's going on, and I don't like it.
Eric: Like, you think, maybe she still has feelings for Kelso?
Hyde: I don't know, but it's bad, man. I got the same feeling I get right before I shoplift something.
Fez: Oh, it's an old story. Orphan boy falls for rich girl. Doofus shows up with whore. Rich girl goes back to doofus. Fez consoles whore, sexually. And orphan boy ends up alone, slowly going blind from self-abuse. [Hyde stands up] Too far? [Hyde punches Fez's arm] I had a feeling it was too far.
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Red: Why does everybody go everywhere with us? Look at all these damn kids. I feel like a Mormon.
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Eric: So, am I allowed to drink around you guys yet?
Red: Eric, put that back. That's your mother's emergency wine.
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Red: I don't hear any kids.
Kitty: They're at The Hub.
Red: So, we have the house to ourselves. Interesting.
[As Red and Kitty jump off the couch and head for the stairs, the doorbell rings]
Red: Don't open it. I'll throw in a foot massage.
Kitty: It could be The Franklin Mint. I ordered those Gone With the Wind plates. [opens door] Mom, Daddy.
Red: I told you not to open it.
Kitty: What are you doing here?
Burt: We just thought we'd drop by.
Kitty: You came all the way from Phoenix just to drop by.
Red: Oh! So you're lost and you need directions back home. That's no problem. Go south until you see cactus. If you hit a guy with a sombrero, you've gone too far.