Kitty Quote #773
Donna: Mr. and Mrs. Forman, can you settle this for us? If someone you love is kinda depressed should you shower them with kindness or give them space?
Kitty: Well, now, that's a very good question. And it really takes a lot of living with someone to get it right.
Red: That's true.
Kitty: But you'll find the thing to do is...
Red: Give them space.
Kitty: ...shower them. What did you say?
Red: I said what you said.
Kitty: You're lying.
Red: Oh, come on, Kitty. When menopause makes you crazy... I could be with you all day and it wouldn't do any good. You need space.
Kitty: Oh. Menopause makes me crazy? I'm crazy? I'm crazy?! Well, if you want space, Red Forman, you got it! This crazy lady's out the crazy door! [exits]
Red: We were having a nice lunch.
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