Eric Quote #541
Quote from Eric in Heartbreaker
Donna: Thanks again for the dream catchers.
Burt: A blind Indian with three fingers made those. It was quite a thing to watch.
Eric: Wow. I wonder if him being blind had something to do with the losing the fingers.
Bea: Actually, I think they were taken as part of a primitive manhood ritual.
Donna: Eric, I kinda like your grandparents. What were you so worried about?
Eric: Wait for it.
Bea: Burt, sweetie, I think that car is trying to pass. Why don't you move over?
Burt: Oh, he's fine.
Bea: Honey, I really think you should move over.
Burt: Sweetie, he can go around.
Bea: [shouts] Move!
Burt: I'm moving.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.