Red Quote #453
Quote from Red in Heartbreaker
Eric: Mom, I'm really sorry. I know you wanted a baby, but I'm not really sure what to say, mainly because I'm not really sure what menopause is. Are you- Are you gonna, like, lose your hair?
Red: Shut up! She's not losing anything. This just means that from time to time... A woman's body... [clears throat] Kitty, explain it to the boy.
Bea: I'm just getting some juice.
Eric: Hey, Mom, maybe you should talk to Grandma about this.
Red: Now, that's an idea. I mean, we're just ignoramuses.
Kitty: Okay, okay. Scoot.
Eric: Is it- Is it like a lady-parts thing?
Red: We'll look it up in the World Book.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.